If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why do they sing a song about it?
If somebody offers you a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, what happens to the other penny?
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with “quit while you’re ahead?”
If it’s true that we’re here to help others, what are the others here for?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat before it’s not a healthy choice?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Hmm. I think I’ll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”
A couple in a church had wanted a baby for years, and after fourteen years of marriage, still no children. One night about 12:30 they knocked on the pastor’s door. Pastor, we believe tonight the Lord spoke to us and we’ve come to be anointed with oil and prayed for us, God is going to give us a baby. Sleepily, the pastor said alright. He turned to his wife and said, “Honey, go get the anointing oil.” She said, “I’ll be right back.” In a few moments she returned and said, “I couldn’t find the anointing oil…all I could find was this 3 in 1 oil.” The pastor said, “That will do,” and he anointed the couple and prayed for them.
Nine months later the pastor got the call to go to the hospital. The young man was pacing the floor and he asked, “Pastor, have you heard? We had triplets.” The pastor said, “Oh, I’m so sorry. When I anointed you with that 3 in 1 oil, I had no idea it would have this effect. The young father brightened up and said, “Pastor, that’s OK. We’ve just been praising the Lord that you didn’t use WD 40.”
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