
No, I'm not some
readneck wondering whether my grandmother is feeling well.
It's just that there are so many people who don't seem to get that words have meanings, that words are used to convey thoughts and ideas and that words are crucial to our interpersonal relationships.
If we are to communicate well, we must use words and sentence structure similarly.
Recently, as I watched a local "newscast," I heard the anchor proclaim: "A man robbed a bank full of people with a gun."
What?
If each of those people had a gun, how on earth did the man get away with the robbery?
I read a blog the other day whose author did not know the difference between "their," "there" and "they're."
Do you?
Do you know the correct usage of "lay," "lie," "lied" and "lay?" (Hint: "Lay" is what hens do with eggs, unless it happened in the past.)
One of my pet peeves is the use of the plural "their" for the singular "his" or "her."
In the sentence, "Neither of the men had his tools," the proper word of possession is "his," not "their." "Neither of the men had
their tools" is incorrect. In fact, it does not even make sense.
Since "neither" is singular and "of the men" is a prepositional phrase (and cannot be used as the subject of a sentence), the agreement of the subject with the possessive "his" (or "her") is necessary.
On the other hand, since the following sentence has a plural subject, "several," the use of "their" is proper: Several found their cars unlocked.
The correct use of "I" and "me" seems to confuse some people, especially when used as a compound subject or in the objective case.
When used as the subject of a sentence, or in the "subjective case," "you" is always combined with "I," not "me."
On the other hand, when used as the object of a sentence, or in the "objective case," "you" is
always combined with "me," not "I."
Is that confusing? It's not really hard at all.
If you drop the first part of the compound subject or object and then say the sentence, it will become obvious which is correct.
For example: to determine whether one should use "you and I" or "you and me," simply drop the "you" and say the sentence.
Would you say, "Me went to the store" or "I went to the store?"
If you would say, "I went to the store," then the combination "You and I" would be correct (assuming you both went to the store), and you would say, "You and I went to the store."
If you would say, "The books were given to me," then "The books were given to him and me" would be correct (not "The books were given to him and I").
Grammar really does make sense. It is
very logical. People who can't figure out how to use good grammar probably have trouble with logic in general, and their conclusions about things might be suspect, at best.
So, is grammar dead?
I hope not.