Saturday, January 17, 2009

WORD FUN AND DAFFY DEFINITIONS

Someone sent me these the other day and I thought I would share them.

I was right...I am sharing them.

By changing one letter in the original word one can come up with a similar word with a PC or otherwise meaning.

1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite perion of time.

2. Intaxication The Euphoria one develops when receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

3. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

8. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

9. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.