Wednesday, February 13, 2013

CHOIR DIRECTORS MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST LAMPS IN THE CAVE

I've been a choir director for over 50 years. I love it as much today as I did when I first started.

I think I'm qualified to pick a little fun on choir directors, so here goes.

A choir director was complaining to his friend about constantly being called a dumb choir director. His friend tells him, "Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?"

The choir director thinks this is a great idea, and locks himself up for two weeks studying.


The next party he goes to, some guy is making dumb choir director comments. He gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb choir director. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"

The guy doesn't believe him, so the choir director dares him to give him a test. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"

The choir director shouts in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's ‘M’!"

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