Last night I was eating some ground beef which I bought at my favorite store, Wal-Mart.
Suddenly I bit down on a piece of bone imbedded in the meat and heard a loud crack.
Yep. I broke a tooth.
Busted!
So today I spent the entire afternoon at the dentist being shot, drilled, filled, and crowned.
My mouth is sore and I am as grumpy as a bear who missed hibernation.
Grrr!
But I lost a lot of weight....in my pocketbook.
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I is sorry to hear that:(
Hope you're feeling better soon, Friend.
LAWSUIT!!!!
just kidding :)
It would be nice if they'd pay for the tooth, at least.
Yikes, I'm so sorry! Hope you feel better and heavier...LOL...soon!
When I read the first line of this post and you said Walmart was your favorite store, I knew you had a problem! But then as I read on, I realized it was worse than I thought!
Sorry to hear about your mishap and I hate to go to the dentist, so I feel your pain. Take care!
Ouch!
And I hate going to the dentist!
OK, it appears you left out the part about "how to become a millionaire". Here are my suggestions:
1. Become a dentist; or
2. Sue WalMart for breaking your tooth (pain and suffering, lost wages, punitive damages, etc.); or
3. Become a lawyer specializing in civil litigation against WalMart.
Who needs Regis Philbin when you've got me among your commenters???
jeff h: I ain't messin' 'round with peoples' mouths (if they were smart they'd bite me). I ain't smart 'nuff to be a lawyer, so I guess I'll have to sue Wal-Mart.
Thanks!
See I knew there was a way to become a millionaire.
Sorry to hear about the tooth; been there, done that! Hope they got ya fixed up...
My husband found a shard of glass in the bottom of a Snapple. He hasn't drunk one in five years since. When he wrote Snapple about it, guess what they sent him? Coupons for 12 free Snapples.
So are you gonna sue Walmart?
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