Tuesday, March 24, 2015

HOW TO READ THE BIBLE PART 12, OR WHATEVER

Let's do a BIBLE verse study!

Let's look at Matthew 28:19.
Most people do not seem to understand this passage, as evidenced by their actions.

Perhaps they have trouble reading it, so here I am to help.

In this Bible study, you will be given some choices from which to choose that will help you with your understanding.

For simplicity's sake, we will take it one word at a time.

Matthew 28:19

"Go..."

Select the best meaning for the word, "Go:"

1) Move from where you are to somewhere else.
2) Stay
3) Meditate
4) Pray
5) Give money to missions

Did you choose number one?

Oh, good! You can read two-letter, one-syllable words.

Let's try another.

"Ye" (Some translations use the word, "you." Others adopt the conventionally understood "you" as the subject of the sentence).

Select the best definition of the word "ye:"

1) You, yourself (as opposed to someone else) - Second person singular or plural.
2) Nobody
3) The other person
4) Men only
5) Women and children first

Did you select number one?

Oh, good! You have reinforced the idea that you can read two-letter, one-syllable words.

"Therefore"

Select the best definition of the word "therefore:"

1) A conjunction connecting the thoughts of this command with the thought Jesus iterated that He has the power and authority to tell you to do it.
2) If you want to
3) Who knows?
4) A shout used on the golf course to keep others from being hit by your ball.

Did you select number one?

Oh, good!

That's a big one. Two syllables and nine letters!

How well you are doing!

"And"

Select the best definition of the word "and:"

1) A conjunction connecting the first command in the verse with the commands to follow.
2) A small, six-legged insect found at picnics.
3) Particles of silica found on beaches
4) A word inserted to confuse you.

Did you select number one?

Oh, good!

We're making progress!

"Teach"

Choose the best definition of the word "teach:"

1) Transfer information meaningfully from one person to another.
2) Preach
3) Run
4) Nag

Did you select number one?

Oh, good!

How are you doing so far?

"All"

Choose the best definition of the word "all:"

1) Including each and every one
2) Some
3) A few
4) A sharp pointy tool

Did you choose number one?

Oh, good!

We're rollin' now!

"Nations"

Choose the best definition of the word "nations:"

1) Countries where people live
2) Vast, void expanses of water
3) Underground oil deposits
4) The undercarriage of your car

Did you select number one?

Oh, good!

Progress used to be GE's most important product.

"baptizing"

Warning!! Trick question!

Choose the best definition of the word, "baptizing:"

1) Dipping a saved person beneath water in representation of the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus.
2) Dipping a person beneath water as a part of his/her salvation package
3) Dripping a little water hither and yon
4) A religious ritual affirming that one is not Muslim, Buddhist or some other religion, therefore one must be Christian.

Did you select number one?

Oh, good!

You actually know how to read the part in terms of the whole.

To make a long story short (have you ever noticed that when people say that it is usually too late?), we'll skip to the last three nouns of the verse.

"Father," "Son," "Holy Ghost"

Choose the best definition of the nouns: "Father," "Son," and "Holy Ghost"

1) The three persons manifested by God of His ultimate being, to which we have give the name, "Trinity."
2) Three different Gods worshipped by "Trinitarians"
3) Three random and meaningless names found in the Bible
4) A dad, his kid and and expression of surprise.

Did you selection number one?

Oh, good!

You got it right.

Now that you, by your own evidence, understand this verse,

What are you actually going to DO?

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