Ladies and gentlemen, I know the Messiah.

The Messiah is my friend.

And Barack Obama is no messiah.

At his coronation last night he was un-positive, even mean spirited. He gave us a supremely clear picture of his lack of experience, his lack of presidentialness and his lack of knowledge about the world, whose most powerful leader he thinks he should become.

Today, Presumptive Presidential Nominee, John McCain showed leadership, courage, and political prowess by selecting Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin as his choice as running mate.

For all of their talk about equality, fairness and the so-called glass ceiling, the Democrats do not have a woman on their ticket.

The Republicans do.

A WOMAN!!!

How proud Hillary supporters must be of Republicans!

Now they have someone with whom they can identify!

Someone who understands!

What?

What's that you say?

You say, "Just as Clarence Thomas is not a real black man, Sarah Palin is not a real woman?"

Prove it!

OK, we will.

First of all, she is married to a MAN.

No real woman would do that.

Next, she has been married to him for 20 years!

What a waste!

Why she could have spread herself around and given many men the pleasure of her being.

Not only that, she has five (5) children!!

Five well-adjusted, patriotic, family oriented children. No real woman could do that.

To be fair, one of those children is not so patriotic, he was born with Downs Syndrome.

A real woman would have aborted that child.

And as for being a family person, remember, our guy's brother lives in a hut. Talk about family!!

Palin is a lifetime member of the NRA and enjoys hunting and fishing! Not what real women do.

She served as a city council-woman, a mayor, served on several state commissions, and the governor of one of the United States.

(Remember, our guy has served as...as...as...well he's been a senator for almost one full term - 143 days).

Governor Palin has successfully fought corruption at every level of her state, and WON, not something you expect from a real woman.

Why she has no more foreign policy experience to bring to the office of Vice-President than our guy has to be PRESIDENT!

You know what? I think I'm voting for McCain.

John McCain's choice of Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate was a move of political genius.